The most efficient way to get fucked up, I’ve learned, is to chug energy drink x vodka while smoking copious amounts of mary jane. I officially checked out of reality around 3pm; I may or may not have a problem. I literally had to peek out at my driveway just now to make sure I did indeed drive home. Still, nothing beats drunkenly running into an old connect and getting free weed ^_____^

Spring semester officially starts tomorrow and I have never felt more frustrated with life. I don’t know what is wrong with me that I would only allow myself afternoons free…apparently I was way too high when I signed up for classes (I was). My schedule is pretty much equivalent to a punch in the face.

Solution: yoga, pho, weed, and vodka.

Hello, Sunday.